August 2012
-makemesmile:
my kids are gonna be the luckiest motherfuckers because seriously as soon as they tell me they think they’re getting a little too attached to a certain celebrity i will stalk with them and take them to concerts + buy them merch because i’ll know how important it is
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July 2012
“The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone”
– Scott Disick (via vvink)
The Queen at the open ceremony of the Olympics:
The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran:
Me & My moms conversation.
loveandjohnnydepp:
Mom: Johnny Depp is ugly.
Me:
Mom: He’s old enough to be your dad.
Me:
Mom: What do you think he’d think of you if he met you?
Me:
Mom: I don’t like him..
Me:
Mom: I’m just kidding. I think he’s cool.
Me:
Mom: Do you want to be alone in a room with him for a whole hour?
Me:
Mom: Alright, I’ll work on trying to get you with him.
Me:
Mom: But I’m only...
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
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libyian:
wtf tumblr is so sassy like
I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.
Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
I hate being tickled. I do not think it is cute. I do not think it is funny. I will kick you in the fucking face.
