-makemesmile: my kids are gonna be the luckiest motherfuckers because seriously as soon as they tell me they think they’re getting a little too attached to a certain celebrity i will stalk with them and take them to concerts + buy them merch because i’ll know how important it is
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone– Scott Disick (via vvink)
The Queen at the open ceremony of the Olympics: The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran:
Me & My moms conversation.
loveandjohnnydepp: Mom: Johnny Depp is ugly. Me: Mom: He’s old enough to be your dad. Me: Mom: What do you think he’d think of you if he met you? Me: Mom: I don’t like him.. Me: Mom: I’m just kidding. I think he’s cool. Me: Mom: Do you want to be alone in a room with him for a whole hour? Me: Mom: Alright, I’ll work on trying to get you with him. Me: Mom: But I’m only...
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
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thefunniestpost: How we walk: How we communicate: When we’re upset: When we fangirl/fanboy: How we dance: When we’re excited: When we’re mad: When the “feels” come: When we see someone attractive: What we do everyday: And in our free time: And why do we do this? Hysterical Blog!
roleykatsu: libyian: wtf tumblr is so sassy like I don’t need your attitude, tumblr. Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
I hate being tickled. I do not think it is cute. I do not think it is funny. I will kick you in the fucking face.